My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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