when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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