In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
