i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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