I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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