Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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