just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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