Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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