She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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