So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
