You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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