Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
This house was built for laser tag.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
NoShamevember. You game?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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