you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
its not stalking. its research.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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