White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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