First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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