Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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