Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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