Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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