Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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