If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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