I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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