Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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