Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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