Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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