Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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