that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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