I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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