Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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