I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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