my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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