these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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