Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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