just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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