How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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