Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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