Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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