Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude i'm inner monologue high
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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