last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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