I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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