So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Where is the hickey?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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