i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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