I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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