on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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