feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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