Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We have started to decorate penises.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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