So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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