i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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