I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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