I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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