I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
These tits shall not be calmed
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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