My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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