: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Just puked most of my soul out..
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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