Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Ladies don't puke and tell
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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