So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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